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Mar 8, 2012, 2:13:19 AM by ~magaly
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_{hi little doods!

i am inactive as a mofo. i was computer-less for a while but i am back w a vengeance baby! O:<

for the first time in seven years i am not a premium member. is this what its like to be one of the little people? i have a sudden urge for spam and hot pockets. *adjusts monocle*

i have a lot to share. but i might be doing more of that on dribbble than here. if you use dribbble, my un is mag. -3- i don't have any invites, buy i guess i'll receive one eventually and give it away somewhere. idk mom, don't pressure me its the weekend. no? well its a weekend somewhere. it isn't? whatever marcia brady. no, idk what that reference means - i'm not 80!

time to get back to work! keep on keep keepin on, da. keep it real 90's.}

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commissions & shit

Nov 11, 2010, 5:53:01 PM by ~magaly
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_{hi doodsssss! it's me, ur old pal mags. :}

ever say to yourself "gee - i wish i could buy my loved ones character portraits from an illustrator no one has ever heard of". i bet you've asked yourself "who has the time to flip through all these big busted japanese waitresses wearing cat ears?!?! i need results now!"

well, you're in luck, buddy. ;] commissions are open for the holiday season and prices are up to 50% off! to order, just note me your information (name & e-mail address) and i'll e-mail you with questions regarding your request. the space above your cat's litter box will be pimpin' once you add that naked elven princess illustration you've been aching to have someone render. next step after this is getting the drawing printed on a horizontal pillow and making her your bride. no one will piss on your dreams then, pal.

vector character portraits

graphite illustrations enhanced in photoshop or sketchbook pro

LIMITATIONS & STUFF
payment via paypal is sent upfront; no exceptions (buyer covers fees)
price includes license for personal use; please contact me for commercial work
vector: buyer will receive compressed JPEG files for web use and one full size PNG file
graphite: buyer will receive one full sized JPEG file
source files are not included
contact me with any questions!}

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DD

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 26, 2010, 1:01 PM

_{omaga - thanks, dawgs!

damn grl, another DD? are u sure that one was for me? but my bosom hasn't grown in yet, i won't fill it.

damn grl, that makes three DDs. i am going to write u all a fucking sonnet. or buy you dinner at applebees, whatever.

thanks for all the support. i am net-less so i can't reply to everyone's msgs yet but here is a general hug for you all. and a fart in the face too bc my love is complicated.

klippityklak knippity knack - time for some work and maybe billiards? who knows where the day will take me. dominican republic is like oz, except with dengue fever and obscene amounts of air pollution.}

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commissions open!

Journal Entry: Sun May 23, 2010, 10:18 AM

_{i am in dominican republic right now, living here and such. things are rad except i'm not really working and i have no internet access yet and if it weren't for my boyfriend i'd be broke too. i am litterally in between jobs (i start in 60 days omaga) and my laptop is being repaired. in the meantime i'll be oferring commissions for the extra cash bc i really need it, damn grl formula's expensive. damn grl, help a brotha out.

update: bawlaaaaa, i found a place that scans images in la romana. *hi5s all ur vaginas* i can now offer scanned shit at a larger size and not some lame digital image.

digitally colored drawings - $40 (add $15 for background)

line drawings (no color) - $25 (add $15 for background)

vector headshots - $55 (vector gallery)

if you'd like something not listed here, note me and we can chat.

things:
-please note me requests
-buyer covers paypal fees (send as gift and say you will cover the fee for the fairest rate)
-payment sent upfront to lilmissgaly @ hotmail.com
-delivery will be about 2 weeks per order, but probably less
-larger orders than something listed here must provide e-mails for me to send regular updates

thanks for the faves and watches and support and love and inappropriate kisses on the lips. love u all!! -3-}

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cry me a riverrrr! D';

Journal Entry: Thu Mar 25, 2010, 10:41 PM

_{DEVIANTDIDDLES!!
ATTENTION DEVIANTS: MY TABLET STOPPED WORKING!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

it's been acting up for a while, slow response

so now i'm on amazon looking for a new one. sure they jack up their prices but i have $4 one day shipping with my prime account and i need this bitch to get to me now. i have projects due soon and my flight is in 2 weeks. ;[

oh btw i'm going to dominican republic in 2 weeks. lul. i have to finish everything before then, not because they're due but bc the internet over there can be a tad unreliable. and they have internet cafes but i don't like going to those places. they give me this weird vibe. like someone will whip out their johnson and start jerking it any minute.

anyway, sit with me. i am 5'2'', man. i can't drink this bottle of jack alone. i'll literally die.}

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hi everybody!

Journal Entry: Sat Mar 20, 2010, 3:44 PM

_{haaay!
hiiii y'all! st patrick's day just passed. but i'm not irish or in middle school so i didn't wear green or sing songs or whatever people do on st patty's day. i am dominican, man. we don't need an excuse to drink excessively.

omg. DA has been all like. omg *favfavfav* *watchwatch*, we love you. and i've been all like *fartfartfart* *workwork* look at me i'm super lame and whatever. thanks, everyone. for your kind words and kinky notes. i appreciate the support.

i am dieting and i'm cranky. i stopped watching live tv bc they have pizza commercials every 20 minutes. good thing pizza hut hasn't become one of hulu's sponsors or i'd be wearing a bib right now, eating my father's recently baked rottweiler. in my own defense, he has been looking really meaty lately. and i mean, baked. less calories than fried. GIVE ME A BREAK, I AM STARVING HERE. i don't know how these skinny women who aren't really NATURALLY THIN do it. seems like they eat air sandwiches and cleanse their bowels every 2 weeks.

time to get srsly
speaking of cleansing bowels, how do you deal with art blocks? right now i am going through the longest block of my life. i haven't been able to complete anything decent in what seems like forever. there are a lot of things happening on a personal level in my life and i don't know if those things are what's distracting or blocking me from getting my work done at a level i approve of. i don't know. it's been stressful. and it's something that has been hard to explain to someone who isn't a writer or an artist/designer of some sort. i really want it to be done and over with so i can get back to what i need to do. but everything lately has been such a struggle to finish. there was a project which was just an hour away from being done and whenever i opened up flash to work on it, everything i added was just crap. i started over 7 times. so this issue is not because i don't try. when i sit down to work, everything that i do is either sub-par or just bloody awful. i have really run out of things to do to try and get rid of it. i hate even calling it a thing, because that means it's real and it's happening. but it is, so whatever. i know i'll get through it eventually. i'm just worried about deadlines and meeting expectations. as an illustrator there's no worse feeling than looking at something you created and had to turn in due to time constraints knowing you could have done something much better.}

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haiti closed | gaia | etcs!

Journal Entry: Sat Feb 20, 2010, 1:28 AM

_{hi y'all!!!!! the title means haiti commissions are closed. not the country. can they close down a country? really? hmm... denmark, you will get your comeuppance.

damn, it's cold as balls here in florida. well, cold for us anyway. this is light sweater weather. that's like a blizzard for vermontians... vermontons..? wontons..? whatever, only 3 people live there, who cares. the senator doubles as the crossing guard.

after the surgery it seems like my body went to shit. my mouth is all messed up and painful bc of some allergic reaction i had to this medication so i can't eat whole foods, i feel dehydrated all the time but i am getting better and pushing on to finish whatever work i have pending both personal and from my studio. when they make a movie about me, they better leave this fucking part out. i haven't combed my hair in weeks. it's like a rat's nest up there. dried feces and all. blake fielder-civil has been looking more attractive to me lately.

i have a formspring account. at first i thought it was a little dumb, the whole "people ask you questions and you answer them" thing, but i am totally into it now. i just need some beefy questions. so... ask me something about cats. i am like the queen of cat trivia. or chat it up with me on twitter. whatever man, it's your funeral.

holla at haiti, wutwut
counting outside donations and tips, i was able to raise $260 for haiti. -3-
donations for each charity ($130 for doctors without borders, $130 for the red cross) were sent out today. i want to thank everyone again for participating in this tiny fundraiser, those who advertised as much as those who contributed money. i wouldn't have been able to raise anything without your support.

haiti commissions are now over/closed. only ~CarnelianKey is left (i haven't forgotten) and i'll be finishing her up as soon as i can. thanks to everyone who commissioned me for your patience.

also, anyone who uses gaiaonline or is a fan of the site - there is a group here being run by the very cool *Rvaya. i encourage anyone who uses the site to join. it's in the early stages for now, but soon there will be contests and all that jazz you expect from clubs. i wouldn't know. the only club i was a part of as a kid was the kewlkats club. we used to have club meetings in the basement. my little brother, my bff and myself. that's like a bad orgy.}

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commissions [CLOSED] + surgery + etc

Sun Jan 31, 2010, 2:48 PM

_~magaly

_{i wanted to take a moment to thank everyone for their orders, donations, well wishes and participation in any sort of effort to gather funds or materials for the suffering people of haiti. commissions are still open. the waiting period is about 2 weeks, but i'm trying to cut that down as much as i can while delivering something really awesome for you guys. prices will fluctuate according to my availability, but they won't go beyond $30 at the most. i want to keep this going as long as i can but realistically i have to be a little careful with my time because i work freelance and that can take up most of my energy.

i had surgery a couple of days ago and it went well. i'm still in the process of recuperating. luckily, it didn't affect my hands in any way. the only thing standing in my way is the medication i have to take which makes me really drowsy. i have to fight tooth and nail not to fall asleep in the middle of a conversation, so gathering the necessary energy to pick up a pen and start drawing has been hard. my mind is also a little more sluggish than usual. but enough complaining, what is this.

i need a nap. o god. i can see why people get addicted to pain meds. they can be soothing, but they make me so sick. it's a gamble. i'd honestly rather be in pain than vomit all the time. :'{

hope you're all doing well. it's nice hearing from you dewds. sorry i am inactive & shit. i suck lul.

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previous entry (jan 16, 2010)

i'm sure everyone has heard of the tragic earthquake which struck my homies in haiti last week.  as some of you know, i am originally from the dominican republic and went to art school there.  throughout my life i have been touched by the kindness of the handful of haitian people i have met, from my first childhood crush, woody (he saw me in my underwear once, a very norman rockwell moment), to a kind old taxi driver i met in the middle of a rainstorm at the greenbelt metro station while i was living in maryland who drove me home and didn't charge me.

and while i'd love to donate some of my own money to the red cross or any other large organization currently in the country helping people, financially i'm not at the place to be of much help to their struggle. because of that, i wanted to offer up some commissions to raise money and donate it.  it isn't much, but it's something!  even if you can't order or aren't interested, it would be a huge help if anyone would forward this journal entry to as many of your friends as possible.  i'll only be available for sketches since i have deadlines i can't miss and in order to get in as many people as possible.

i am available for an unlimited amount of requests, you'll be receiving a sketched piece much like the samples below this message.  to get through these as fast as possible, please send me requests and character descriptions which are as concentrated as possible with no more than 3 samples.

payment method: paypal only (lilmissgaly@hotmail.com), must be sent upfront and please make sure you cover paypal's fees or i will have to have you send the difference in another transaction with however many cents you missed. there are no refunds once a piece has been started.

cost: (prices altered to reflect availability) - CLOSED!
the higher amount is for digitally enhanced/lightly colored pieces like the first 3 samples above. $20 would get you a plain pencil sketch. again, please make sure you cover paypal's fees or i will have to have you send the difference in another transaction with however many cents you missed

regarding originals: these sketches cannot be mailed but they will be sent at a decent size, so printing the pieces might be possible. please notify me if you are going to print the image before i start so i can be sure to scan at the right size, especially for the colored pieces.

there are no restrictions regarding what i will and won't draw. whatever fits on a 5x8 sheet of paper works.

please reply to this entry with requests. you can also note me if you like, but i prefer you also leave a message here so i can keep myself organized. if you don't see yourself in the waiting list below this journal entry within 24 hours of placing your order/sending payment, feel free to rudely remind me by calling my house in the middle of dinner.

note: my regular commission slot is closed indefinitely, as i am already in the middle of a piece but it might open up again sometime in february or march.

hope you're all doing well, u beautiful bastards.  later, dawgadoodles~!}

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haiti commissions - CLOSED!

Sat Jan 16, 2010, 11:08 AM

_~magaly

_{i'm sure everyone has heard of the tragic earthquake which struck my homies in haiti last week.  as some of you know, i am originally from the dominican republic and went to art school there.  throughout my life i have been touched by the kindness of the handful of haitian people i have met, from my first childhood crush, woody (he saw me in my underwear once, a very norman rockwell moment), to a kind old taxi driver i met in the middle of a rainstorm at the greenbelt metro station while i was living in maryland who drove me home and didn't charge me.

and while i'd love to donate some of my own money to the red cross or any other large organization currently in the country helping people, financially i'm not at the place to be of much help to their struggle. because of that, i wanted to offer up some commissions to raise money and donate it.  it isn't much, but it's something!  even if you can't order or aren't interested, it would be a huge help if anyone would forward this journal entry to as many of your friends as possible.  i'll only be available for sketches since i have deadlines i can't miss and in order to get in as many people as possible.

i am available for an unlimited amount of requests, you'll be receiving a sketched piece much like the samples below this message.  to get through these as fast as possible, please send me requests and character descriptions which are as concentrated as possible with no more than 3 samples.

payment method: paypal only (lilmissgaly@hotmail.com), must be sent upfront and please make sure you cover paypal's fees or i will have to have you send the difference in another transaction with however many cents you missed. there are no refunds once a piece has been started.

cost: (prices altered to reflect availability) CLOSED!
the higher amount is for digitally enhanced/lightly colored pieces like the first 3 samples above. $20 would get you a plain pencil sketch. again, please make sure you cover paypal's fees or i will have to have you send the difference in another transaction with however many cents you missed

regarding originals: these sketches cannot be mailed but they will be sent at a decent size, so printing the pieces might be possible. please notify me if you are going to print the image before i start so i can be sure to scan at the right size, especially for the colored pieces.

there are no restrictions regarding what i will and won't draw. whatever fits on a 5x8 sheet of paper works.

please reply to this entry with requests. you can also note me if you like, but i prefer you also leave a message here so i can keep myself organized. if you don't see yourself in the waiting list below this journal entry within 24 hours of placing your order/sending payment, feel free to rudely remind me by calling my house in the middle of dinner.

note: my regular commission slot is closed indefinitely, as i am already in the middle of a piece but it might open up again sometime in february or march.

hope you're all doing well, u beautiful bastards.  later, dawgadoodles~!}

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happy holidayssssss!

Sun Dec 20, 2009, 11:39 AM

_~magaly

_{i just noticed that my da sub is about to run out.  bummed.  da with no sub sucks but i'm broke so whatevs man.  these bastards really know what they're doing.

hayhayhay!  i haven't updated in a while, so i thought i'd log in and say
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, DAWGS~!

it's early or late depending on whatever it is you're celebrating.  there is literally a buffet of holidays to choose from this time of year so get your fill.  once feb rolls around and you are sitting alone in your basement jerking it to the golden girls you will thank me.

i have the flu, but a lot of work to do so there's no slacking.  daw i have to get back now.  lots of drawing to do, y'all.  lylas. ;}{:}

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top cinco reasons why spanish rulz!

Sat Aug 8, 2009, 1:03 PM

_~magaly

_{i just made one of my favorite things in the world.  there is nothing like a huge cup of hot chocolate in this comfy 90 degree weather.  i like adding chilli powder or jalapeños to mine.  if i ordered this from starbucks i'd say "guadalajara it for me".  i'm sure they hear that all the time, right?  i mean, at least half of them must have worked at taco bell at one time or another.  it's like saying "irish it for me" and they add a pint of scotch.

this delicious liquid of deliciosity made me appreciate my culture much more which in turn made me appreciate the language.  the truth is that español is pretty awesome and people forget why.  it's become so popular that every zit faced tween can tell you their favorite spanish cuss word as they struggle not to giggle their dandruff off while doing so.  this made me get together this list.  my five top reasons why spanish is fucking sweet.  like all great pseudo bloggers, i did zero research before writing this and mistook my opinions for facts.  suck it, grammar & fact nazis.  u entered magtown six exits ago.  get ready for jazzhands and a 50% chance of rain, bitch. _|_

TOP FIVE REASONS WHY THE SPANISH LANGUAGE IS SO GOOD IT HURTS

o5. it's picante
let me start by saying that the spanish language is like the love of a good woman.  IT IS STEAMY and i mean S-T-E-A-M-Y.  your tongue will get a good workout just by asking which direction the bathroom is in.  that must count for something.  español is spicy (get tested), red hot (the rash will disappear in a few days, i promise) and will gut you like a fish if u compare it to anything else.  moving on, let me resume this list by repeatedly comparing it to something else.

o4. what you see is what you get - was THIS your card
so let me get this straight - "ch" is great together.  choochoo!  ride that train, grl.  ok i got that, now if we add an "s" in there suddenly things change.  suddenly - whoaaaa *record scratch* things get out of control bc "ch" turns into "sch" which is really just "sh" with an extra letter slipped in there for show.  so it's "sh" bedazzled if you will.  stop these games, english.  you fucking tease.  stop it with these games.

o3. imitation is actually flattering
when white people try to speak spanish, it can be cute.  you laugh and you say "LOL, u poor stupid gringo".  when a native spanish speaker comes to this country and tries to imitate the culture it gets pretty offensive.  i mean, it isn't "blackface" offensive but it can get pretty bad and they don't really mean for it to sound as bad as it does.  so to wrap this up english to spanish = golden, spanish to english = wow, i can't believe jose said that.

o2. it roleplays AND won't mind if you pee on it sometimes
it's all about variety, folks.  there are fifty ways to say the same thing and there are words in spanish which do not have a direct english equivalent.  most of those words are either useless or an efficient way to combine words like "tits" and "pudding", but they are unique nonetheless.

o1. it's unchanging
we don't introduce new words into our dictionary every time a rapper has enough money to print his new catchphrase on a jersey/basketball shoe/cologne/hot air balloon.

o great, someone slashed my tires.  dammit.  i knew this was a bad idea.  i should have listened to my mother and married a nice turkish girl.}

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hello sir

Sun Aug 2, 2009, 11:45 AM

_~magaly

_{i am offering personal commission work for some practice doing something i actually enjoy.  this is a single character image, no background.  small to medium sized pets are ookay for fullbody images (not portraits unless it makes sense somehow).

please note me with info.  i'll be taking one request at a time and completion time is calculated according to the request.  expect to wait up to 1 month for your finished image.  progress/WIPs are sent periodically.  paperwork is prepared by me.  all communication must be via e-mail.

full image (full character): $55
portrait alone: $35

these images are for personal use, not commercial use or for resale (if you don't know what that entails please ask)
images will be e-mailed in hi-res for print.  i can snail mail image on a CD if requested.  there is an additional charge for that service (shipping & packaging cost).
single character per image
all images will be 2880px max in width or height
paypal payments only (lilmissgaly@hotmail.com), sent upfront
stay kewl!

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wats good, dawgadoodles?  man.  man, this was a long week.  man, i mean...  man.  you know what i mean?  balls.

i have been working so hard, dewds and nothing good comes out.  i am like an empty tube of toothpaste.  minty insides and all.  crest toothpaste is gross btw.  you might as well brush using lifesavers.  nasty.  colgate works bc it doesn't want me to spread it on crackers or drizzle it on ice cream.  it's real toothpaste.  a real man's toothpaste (sorry pussies).

i have to get back to work now but... keep keepin it rl homies.}

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thrust

Mon Jul 20, 2009, 11:27 AM

_~magaly

_{why are grown ass adult ass adults shocked when someone cusses in front of them?  let your cocks fly free, bitches it's a holiday.  if you want to avoid the f bomb, stay home and watch the disney channel.  just don't google any of those little disney actresses bc u will see vadge.  hairy pre-teen vadge.  gross.  don't they give out schick razors at school anymore?  i mean, take care of that bush before it turns into a wildfire.

siiiiiiigh!  i'm working right now.  excited about what is coming up.  i am almost wetting myself from all the excitement.  that and the crystal light.  maybe the crystal light alone, who can tell?  oh - anyone?  you know what, screw u guys!

i am nearing the end of the 30 day marathon and there are still ten days left but i am surprised at how many pieces i actually got done.  i wasn't expecting anything over ten in that 30 day period.  so... pat on the back for me.  let me pat myself on the back.  o nvm, my mannish gorilla-like shoulders won't allow my hand to reach back there.  wait, what the hell!!  there's a baby latched on my back.  dammit.  remind me never to go to walmart when tortillas are on sale.  this is the third time this has happened.

do you use twitter?  i have been twatting lately and i must say it's not as bad as i thought it would be.  i am so anti-twitter, man.  bc it's all self-absorbed and weird but whatever.  it's much easier than blogging, srsly.  i mean, i never twat about myself, like my real self.  i don't say things like "stuck in traffic AUGH - IT MUST B MONDAY!!!" so i guess that makes things different.  bc i'm not all like "AAAUGH at the toilet pushing out a big dudu!!!! AUGH IT MUST B THURSDAY!!" or something, you know?  you know, man?  you get me.  you get my core.  let's run away together.  face it, that sea shell stand you have at the beach isn't getting anywhere.  this is a tough economy and who buys shells at the beach anyway?  what are you, stupid?  u idiot.  get out of my face!!  kiss me, kiss me you sexed up 200 pounds of flesh.

i find that most people are REALLY boring too.  i guess i'm not used to that bc most of my friends are pretty awesome cats.  yes, they are cats, so what?  don't judge.  oh especially celebrities, jesus christ.  those are the worst.  so boring.  you'd think the character limit would allow people to post only things they find interesting.  if you thought blogs were boring, man.  get ready bc babbling isn't more interesting when it's concentrated into 140 characters.  that includes me, i am fucking boring as shit.  just last night i was banging this hot piece of ass while drinking a 40 and popping a wheelie on my harley and doing a handstand at the same time.  oh wait, that is pretty awesome i guess i am not boring after all.  life is surprising sometimes.  ooh tortillas are on sale at walmart.  how ethnic!  as my friend dora would say, numnumnam delicioso!  she and i met before she got into all those drugs that stunted her growth.  she was 6 feet tall and white in the 80's.}

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40k, bawla!

Sun Jul 5, 2009, 11:27 PM

_~magaly

_{who is feelin gud?  ☛ this guy ☚

i just drank half of a 5 hr energy.  it hasn't set in yet.  i can tell you this, it tastes like melted gummy bears.  sounds good, right?  it's not.  not good at all.  they should call it liquid death.  have any of you had it?  i don't get it.  it's been a good 20 mins and i feel the same.  a little groggy.  distracted.  vaginal dryness, heat strokes.  what does this all mean?  am i finally becoming a woman?

thanks for the 40k views y'all!!!  srsly, wow.  let's get srs for a minute here.  good lookin' out.  knip knip klip klap paddy whack snippity snoop taktak kan.  that's code, if u can figure out what it means u get a prize.  the prize of sweet sweet lucidity... and an alf sticker book!  oh, i'm sorry.  that's reserved for badasses like your old pal magz who found them at a garage sale a couple of months back.  jealous?  what was i doing rummaging through kids' toys at a garage sale you ask?  idk ask your mom.  she has all the answers.  she sure had an answer to the $20 i stuffed in her bra last week.  schhhhwing!

ps: your dog is fat.  FACE.

ugh i have gone too far, i'm sorry bby i am so stressed.  your dog is not fat... i mean ok maybe a little fat but hey i'm sure dogs like big butts.  easier to sniff i guess?  michael jackson, pluto is no longer a planet, all these things that don't directly affect me really have me feeling down, bby.  you understand me right?  damn bby why u treat me so fiine?

i am like 40 days behind on the 30 day marathon, but i will catch up.  i will be like those jamaicans in cool runnings.  well, i'll be high as a kite gliding through the freezer isle at walmart in a canoe.  close enough.  what do you want from me, man?!?!

i love you guys, man.  i hit you bc i love you.  now get me some cake, momma is tired from all the canoeing.

mis 30 dias:}

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holla, bawla!

Journal Entry: Tue Jun 30, 2009, 3:24 PM

joyKILLjoy
Commissions
Tutorial #1
Tutorial #2
FAQ
ok, i get it.  DA is a mammoth website.  i do.  but fucking christ - even leaving a comment or waiting for your inbox to load is a whole process.  a very long, arduous loading and reloading process.  it's unbearable.  by net standards, refreshing a page 5 times every 2 mins in order for it to actually load properly is the equivalent of running 5 laps around your local high school.  by the time you do it the first time you say to yourself - what the fuck, who runs laps anymore?  there's wii fit for that, what am i doing?  i mean get with the times, self.  in the words of the very wise gob bluth - COME ON!!!!

speaking of times, has technology advanced enough so we don't need to eat or shit anymore yet?  i am tired of moving.  just sitting and waiting for things to come to me would be great, scientists of the world.  why hasn't this happened?  those 100 calorie packs are such a rip off btw.  $5 for 1/100 of a pack of pringles?  who buys that shit?  i'd rather eat an old cheeto stuck between my cushions next to some change.  at least then i still have my dignity.

going back to my point - what was it?  yes, running laps.  training shoes get expensive.  i mean i'm sure most of them are made by tiny inexpensive 3rd world hands so what the fuck man!  pass on the savings!  lumbar support...  hmm...  good counter point, maggie.  u are quite the opponent.

wait.  yes, DA - i haven't had to wait for a page to load this long since i was 12 and trying to view porn online.  windows 3.1, ibm aptiva, just 15 mins to see a tit and no beaver.  what a let down.  thank god porn is where it is now.  now it's so hardcore i have to look away for fear that the monitor will just squeeze out my soul through my retina.

to wrap this all up - 30 day marathon starts tomorrow.  holla!

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Listening to: the shins

hi y'all!!

Journal Entry: Thu Jun 18, 2009, 4:31 PM

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hi DA~! :}  i miss updating here but i have nothing to show.  nothing but my bare breasts pressed up against the keys.  yes they r that enormous.  yes they sag that much.  sorry i am not scarlett johansen, god.  get off my back, DAD!

updates:
1 - i am starting to paint again, y'all lul!  god, i used to hate it so much.  i didn't have the patience i have now.  now i wait in the drive through for 20 mins instead of going inside the empty starbucks.  that's how committed i am to waiting for shit.  paint.
2 - i think someone put something in my shampoo bc my scalp is all itchy.  someone is trying to kill me starting w my hair first.  they must be very clever.  i hope its not me.
3 - i boned ur mom.  she asked for it.  requested it.  filled out a support ticket and everything.
4 - i just got my first comic job y'all!  any comic people have advice for me?  ~:]

hayhayhay

i have never been a comic reader.  i'm not one of those people that learned anything from comics or always wanted to be part of the industry but recently i was inspired by a couple of traditional artists getting into that market.  they were doing some wonderful things.  i started buying a bunch of graphic novels last year, all of them showcasing alternative sort of artwork and it got me really interested in making comics.  when it came to superhero type stuff - i have never been a fan.  i actually really dislike the typical superman/x-men/spiderman stuff which is what most people who write look for.  not to knock anyone who does that sort of thing. :{

anyway, i started looking into doing some graphic novels about a month ago but the right project didn't come along until now.  i am super psyched, the writing is fantastic.  when i can disclose more details i will.

30 days

july 1st-31st ~sc-parade and ~HowlSeage will be hosting a 30 day challenge similar to the one hosted previously by ~DominiqueFung.  the way it works is you basically complete 30 pieces in 30 days.  these have to be finished pieces, nothing less complete than other works in your gallery.  i will be participating this year and anyone that wants to join me is welcome to sign up at ~sc-parade's latest journal. ;}  join me dewds rly geez!  we can have a massive artgie.  get it?  i replaced "or" w/art!  that is one of the many chuckles u will see in my submissions coming july.  come on down, kansas. ;]

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30 days

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 8, 2009, 9:04 PM

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30 days

july 1st-31st ~sc-parade and ~HowlSeage will be hosting a 30 day challenge similar to the one hosted previously by ~DominiqueFung. the way it works is you basically complete 30 pieces in 30 days. these have to be finished pieces, nothing less complete than other works in your gallery. i will be participating this year and anyone that wants to join me is welcome to sign up at ~sc-parade's latest journal. ;} join me dewds wth!

commissions

sketch commissions are still open -3-

and that's all. lul!

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commissions + magic = ?

Journal Entry: Fri May 22, 2009, 11:28 AM

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commissions

ohay i didn't see u there ;}
COMMISSIONS ARE : OPEN!

for $10 you get a silhouette type b/w vector image like the one here so i won't be working with characters which require a lot of detail.  note me with info, i'll be taking one person at a time for now.

personal work, no commercial requests
single person per image
all images will be 700px max in width or height
paypal payments only (lilmissgaly@hotmail.com)
stay kewl!

PS: i said a long time ago that i'd offer some cheap stuff here but i never got around to actually opening slots then.  i changed what i am selling, so anyone who sent me a note a couple of months ago - i won't be able to take up any of those offers but you can feel free to change the request to fit what i am offering now.

<3

hay y'alllll

man i am so tired.  so so tired.  it has been raining here for what seems like fucking decades.  seriously.  the weather, right?  wtf!  florida blows right now.  rain is awesome but the lightning has to go.

there was a spider in my room last night and i convinced my bf that it will hide in my belongings until the right moment comes along where it runs downstairs to the kitchen, grabs a knife and stabs me in the ovaries.  these are some majestic beasts.

i am convinced it looked like this:

it miiiiiiiiight have been a little smaller, but when fear takes over all you can do is react man!

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thank youuuu!

Journal Entry: Sun Apr 26, 2009, 8:19 PM

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oooohmg it seems i got a DD!!  this is DD #2.  whaaat-tatatata?  crazy, right?
thanks to `Jules1983 for featuring me and thanks to all of you for your support.  i feel like pbs. -3-

that's all i have nothing new to say lul.  wopwopwooooopppppppp!
i'm gonna update with some game work maybe.  maybe, idk i haven't decided.  ;s
it's kiiiiiiiindaaa girly.  bleg.  buenas noches, amigos!

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Mood: dA Love
Listening to: she & him
Watching: ur butt in dem jeanz, dam grl!!!!
Drinking: gin & juice

chek 1-2-1-2!

Journal Entry: Mon Mar 23, 2009, 7:57 AM

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hi y'allsssss!  i've been getting a lot of favs/watches lately for some reason so thanks to you all for the support.  i'm not too active but i hope to change that soon.  soooooooooon!  i need some inspiration.  the man is getting me down.

accomplishments

-this morning i was in the shower and i came up w the stupidest little line about bodybuilders and cheese.  it was awful.  i am totally using it.
-today i woke up at 6am.  that's insane for me because i work from home and usually try to sleep in/work late (holla!).  i feel pretty good about it.  i feel like an active member of society.  fuck losing 10 lbs this is just as satisfying and a little easier.
-this afternoon i am packing~!  yea boi!  i won't be moving 'till mid april but i am starting early.  this is a new era.  i am getting things which are not work related done EARLY.  HI5!
-i finally got to play persona 4 yesterday.  the game was released like... 3 months ago and i never played it.  wth is up with that?
-i had to send my 360 in for repairs for the 50th time.  gooooooo microsoft!  at least when i got a zune i got a refund (that bitch stopped working after 12 hrs of use).  i miss playing rockband.  it raises my self esteem.  i do vocals on expert, i might as well be freddy mercury i am that good.
-i caught up w/ all my shows except lost.  OMAN I LOVE LOST.
-i am down to 3 cups of coffee a week.
-my 2 yr old niece is starting to say things like "whats up meing" causing me to despise kids a little less.  a little.
-more people are staring to question whether i am really a grl on the net.
-my penis is bigger than yours.  sry.  these are facts.

work

man.  drawing talking fruit and rainbows fulltime is affecting my mojo.  don't get me wrong, children's illustration is great and kids can be awesome.  i mean let's be realistic most of them aren't but there are a few who are cool.  i think anyone who has ever read any of my journals is familiar with my feelings towards children.  i think i have actually met more awesome kids than adults but that doesn't really say much.  all the cool adults i've met i have probably dated/boned.  i am running out of gentlemen callers.  hello ladies, lul.   so i don't know, i am burning myself out.  i drew my first adult character in.... about 4 months a few weeks ago.  that shit is insane.  right now i decided as i type this that i am going to sell stuff here for cheapo for a while.  stuff to do between work and other projects.  help a brotha out.

commissions

i'll be accepting some private use commissions starting next week.  i need some practice.  you can get anything from a portrait sketch to a fully colored digital piece, it depends on my mood and your character (don't go into this EXPECTING the latter, though).  there will be a flat fee per slot versus charging depending on how much work is done on the piece.

know this bbys

each slot is $25, one character per slot
paypal only & all payments are sent upfront.
if i don't finish your piece in 2 weeks, i'm issuing a refund (including PP's fees so you get your full $25) and moving on to the next person.  sometimes i am not feeling it meing.
i won't send work in progress stuff
don't ride my balls about completing it
orders have to be approved (i have to be realistic as to what i do and don't have time for)
one slot at a time, i'll update this journal when a slot is open
don't send me 15 page character bios bc i will not read that shit.  i'm sure your character is super awesome but i just, i can't do it man.

if you're interested, note me with info. :}}
for samples see my DA gallery: [link]
lul nice.

free crap

time to give something away y'all.  hayhayhay!

does anyone want a red moleskine (they're notebooks)?  they retail for about $20 and measure something like... 5x8".  i bought a couple a while back and got the wrong kind of paper with one of them.  i used 3 pages of it but i tore them bitches out.  this book is suited for writing more than drawing because the pages are too thin.  if someone writes and uses plain (not line) paper and wants it, note me and i'll send it to you for free.  they really are super books.  i'll pay for shipping.  i don't know what else to do with it.  if you want it, note me your name and address.  i'll send it to the first person interested.  i might send some other shit too idc.  i promise it won't be garbage.  i have a guy for that.  he loves receiving my old tampons in the mail.

peaceout. v u_n c-
that is me doing a peace sign holding a doobie in the other hand.  what a poser omg, say no to drugs!!!!  unless it is cool to say no, then say yes.

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Mood: dA Love
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Watching: ur butt in dem jeanz, dam grl!!!!
Drinking: gin & juice

Journal History

Mar 8, 2012 dribbble!
Nov 11, 2010 commissions & shit
Jun 26, 2010 DD
May 23, 2010 commissions open!
Mar 25, 2010 cry me a riverrrr! D';
Mar 20, 2010 hi everybody!
Feb 20, 2010 haiti closed | gaia | etcs!
Jan 31, 2010 commissions [CLOSED] + surgery + etc
Jan 16, 2010 haiti commissions - CLOSED!
Dec 20, 2009 happy holidayssssss!
Aug 8, 2009 top cinco reasons why spanish rulz!
Aug 2, 2009 hello sir
Jul 20, 2009 thrust
Jul 5, 2009 40k, bawla!
Jun 30, 2009 holla, bawla!
Jun 18, 2009 hi y'all!!
Jun 8, 2009 30 days
May 22, 2009 commissions + magic = ?
Apr 26, 2009 thank youuuu!
Mar 23, 2009 chek 1-2-1-2!

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